Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: an incident report written in paw prints is not a bug. It is the product.
Our standard approach involves a threat level of always elevated, followed by a siren pitched to break glass and morale, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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