We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that a siren pitched to break glass and morale is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
Our standard approach involves a siren pitched to break glass and morale, followed by an incident report written in paw prints, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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